Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 12, 2020

Cardinal rule

You never fuck with the people that handle your food.

If you break the cardinal rule at any resturaunt they will do the things that they did in the movie Waiting...

by Trumplover2024 January 4, 2020

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

Rule 647

rule 647 of the internet: NEVER underestimate the extents of stupidity

similar to: poe's law

"would drinking bleach clean my body?"

"rule 647"

by userhandlegoeshere July 15, 2023

rule 365

If you find this you are immediately gay and must now refer to rule 20 and do such to the most recent person you were in communication with

Bro do you know about rule 365?
Whats rule 365 *looks it up* dam...
GOTTEM

by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020

Rule 898

If it is a numerical value, a rule can be created of it.

Rule 898: If it is a numerical value, A rule can be assigned to it.

Person 1: "I wonder what rule 34 is."
Person 2: "NO! NO, YOU REALLY DONT!"
Person 1: "What can be the harm"
Person 1: searches on google images..
Person 1: "WTF WHY DID YOU WARN ME!!
Person 2: *sigh*

by Lerx_ August 9, 2019

Rule #115

If a girl is staying at your house and not paying rent, she best be keeping that shit bent.

Corbin: are you letting Sarah live with you now?
Chad: yeah, why?
Corbin: is she paying rent?
Chad: No I just told her about rule #115

by Siluda_Chad October 3, 2022