A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011
The act of waking up in the morning thinking "WTF happened last night". Closely followed by vauge memories of copious amounts of alcohol and saliva and the faint wiff of cheap cologne. If you were the drunkest girl at the party, Jay probably pulled you!
"Oh my god, last night I was nearly Jay-Raped by Ronald McDonald."
"OK, hands up anyone who hasn't been Jay-Raped!?!"
"OK, hands up anyone who hasn't been Jay-Raped!?!"
by ICSM January 14, 2008
The act of getting a friend of the opposite sex so plastered that they offer themselves to you in a most sexual way.
Sally - "Ooooh, I knew I shouldn't have had that 12th Bacardi Breezer - Steve totally mate-raped me afterwards"
by herbie-T September 14, 2007
After waiting forever for the light to change, your car finally gets up to the intersection... just as the light turns red again. And you have to wait for fucking ever for the light to change again.
by Le Pingouin Pervers January 07, 2009
the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.
by AstraLuna May 21, 2010
A term of derision to describe a particular event or circumstance of extreme misfortune.
A collection of disastrous events that culminate to an unexpected or unforeseeable level.
A Synonym of FUBAR or SNAFU.
A collection of disastrous events that culminate to an unexpected or unforeseeable level.
A Synonym of FUBAR or SNAFU.
by HumanShield November 27, 2007
Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club
by sergento April 26, 2007