When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 18, 2023
by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023
Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
1. A mischievous move in the bedroom where someone uses their “pickle” (or an actual pickle… if you’re into that) to surprise their partner in a playful, freaky way. Often improvised. Always unforgettable.
2. A bold, unexpected act that mixes humor, kink, and creativity — usually resulting in laughter, shock, or both.
2. A bold, unexpected act that mixes humor, kink, and creativity — usually resulting in laughter, shock, or both.
“We were just making sandwiches and next thing I know, he pulled the pickle trick. I’m never looking at deli condiments the same again.”
by mrgreyc8 June 09, 2025
A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 01, 2024
A.- A general insult referring to someone's state of mind as being so simple and or strange that they literally sniff pickles for entertainment.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
A.- My brother does nothing all day except admire tic-toc videos, that dumb pickle smeller.
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
by Fugbuttly009 April 29, 2022
A.- A general insult referring to someone's state of mind as being so simple and or strange that they literally sniff pickles for entertainment.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
B.- A term of endearment used amongst friends who would have otherwise insulted each other anyway.
A.- My brother does nothing all day except admire tic-toc videos, that dumb pickle smeller.
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
B.- "Hey Mike! Ya fucking pickle smeller, how ya doing?"
by Fugbuttly009 April 29, 2022