one-tyme 

Police, law enforcement

yell out one-tyme and run because the police is coming..

one-tyme by PutyuNcheck September 23, 2009

One from the pump 

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.

Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."

One from the pump by scoop88 December 6, 2009

One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday

Your laptop will be ready in one working week

One working week by G.A.D September 22, 2010

one legged squat 

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

one legged squat by luff006 January 19, 2011

One Man Hoffsee 

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

One Man Hoffsee by the turtles head March 4, 2011

One-eyed game 

The one-eyed game is a game to play when you are blazed. The concept of the game is to put eye drops in only one eye. When the eye drops kick in and your eye is white if feels cool because one side of you is high and red and the other is white and awake! It almost feels like your chi is off when you finally realize it.. TRY IT OUT ☮

Stoner #1: Here put these Roto eye dops in one eye
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!

One-eyed game by Ro.Ro.08 April 30, 2011

One-Birding it 

The ability to knock off all the objects with one bird. I.E. Angry birds.
Example: Wow i just " One-birded that level. "

Have you been One-Birding it or two-birding this one?

One-Birding it by Skippy Thompson October 3, 2011