Blood Blumpkin

The act of receiving a Blumpkin whilst shitting blood.

Dude, Nathan gave me the nastiest Blood Blumpkin last night!

by TheRealNateDog October 17, 2025

blood round

A slang term in wrestling for when you are in a tournament and you've lost one match. The blood round is the round where all losers have to wrestle each other and whoever loses in the blood round is ultimately eliminated from the tournament.

Me and Rambo lost to these state champions last match. Now we're in the blood round.

by Vancouver loco February 11, 2023

blood round

A term for wrestling in which you are in the round where if you lose your match, you are eliminated from the tournament. However if you win your match, you move on to the state championships.

Me and Johnny are in the blood round. This is a must win match for both of us.

by Vancouver loco February 11, 2023

blood family

A ton of people you trust

Hey look its my blood family

by Hoodiepai April 15, 2020

Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

blood

A feared name, with her seductive nature she'll destroy any e-larp, e-thug, and e-boy. Never once been able to get doxed, nor ran-through by any com larp. Just by her amount of true pastes, no one dares bat an eye to her. Yet all these accomplishments, she stays underground without anyone knowing she's around. Her essence memorizes anyone around.

This girl blood has never been touched by any com larp, what a dream.

by bloodunderground March 12, 2024