Straight Jacket

A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)

I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021

Straight Rape

Two Bro's having intercourse; however neither is homosexual.

For example; Two roommates in college go out for a fun night; they come back intoxicated, and one blacks out. The other then seeing that his roommate is unconscious, proceeds to take advantage of him. This is what is now known as Straight Rape.

Sentence - My roommate passed out last night around 2AM. I was rather horny, so I decided STRAIGHT RAPE was the best way to go.

by College Pyschology Minor March 3, 2011

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

Super straight

Someone who doesn't date trans people
Similes include: transphobes, assholes, homophobes, dicks, ect

Trans woman:hey want to go put
Twat:No Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT i OnLy DaTe ReAl GiRlS
Trans woman:oh you mean you are transphobic
Twat:nO iM nOt

by Webb 131 March 11, 2021

Super Straight

a transphobic fake sexuality made up by hetrosexuals.
suppose to mean you are sexually attracted to people born the opposite sex.

Tom: Would you date Emily she's transgender.
James: NO! I'm super straight

by ringo rango March 11, 2021

Super straight

Fake sexuality created by heterosexual people to avoid being called transphobic.

Trans Girl: hey wanna date?
Man: no I’m super straight (transphobic)

by cinamoroll March 10, 2021

Super Straight

a fake and invalid sexuality invented by tiktok user kyleroyce in which straight 14 year olds call themselves to exclude a desire to date trans women (aka open transphobia). the black and orange flag they use with “SS” on it was designed by a 4chan user to secretly make these lowlifes use a nazi symbol. stupidly enough, if these people only date biological women, that would include trans men. buffoonery all around. a true circus.

ethan: “i’m super straight.”
everyone ever: “more like super single. choke and die.”

by heyimcloud March 7, 2021