one direction

the actual best living thing on this earth.

one direction is the actual best living thing on this earth

by repanzul June 26, 2021

Hole in One

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.

Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!

by NutsInMyMOUTH July 4, 2019

Superglue that one

Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.

Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.

Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.

by Oscar Not The Weiner October 4, 2022

One Direction

One Direction is the Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers!!!

Person: Who even is One Direction

Direction: They are the biggest band on the planet (say this in a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

one by metallica

one of the best songs ever, get it lol

person 1: what is that!?!?
person 2: metallica. why?
person 1: well i dont know anything about that
person 2: THEN LISTEN!!! its one by metallica.

by random definer lol February 13, 2021

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

On a bomb one

The modern equivalent to the term "on a good one". In reference to someone who is under the influence of meth.

Homie must be on a bomb one laughing so hard at nothing.

by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021