ironing your cookie

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).

"Chou is ironing her cookie."

by theluggage October 18, 2004

boy scout cookie

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.

Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.

by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 2, 2018

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain

Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope”

Jamaican ass cookie is so prude

by The real spud January 14, 2018

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

Tossing your cookies

The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.

After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.

by LeilaSP July 30, 2019

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010