I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

Your Mother

Fat; black; Tyler Perry; Whoopi Goldberg.

Your Mother was nice last night.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022

arsenic mother

A mother, usually in a developed country, that takes advantage of civil liberties to act a despot. Threatens physical violence to the weak and uses arsenic to kill or maim family members that challenge her.

What a good and lawful lady on the outside even when she is an arsenic mother underneath.

by fangedWu February 27, 2025

Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

by Mother fucking gits June 13, 2015

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020