california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.

Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021

your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Ansels mom

A wonderful lady who is addicted to Pepsi and has 11 cats. All of Ansel’s friends have a crush on her because she is just drop dead gorgeous.

Billie: “who’s that beautiful person?”
Sarah: “That’s Ansels mom.”

by [e-mail] October 14, 2021

Your mom

The hottest person ever

"Damn Tiffeny's lookin so hot tonight"
"Not as hot as your mom"

by Chikkchiii October 17, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021