A female who unmistakably has side burns that resemble something you should only be able to find on a man.
"Dear God look at those lady burns! She must have a beard if she has lady burns like that. Does she shave?"
"Not nearly enough"
"Not nearly enough"
by ladyburnhunter October 17, 2009
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When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.
She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .
by Mazdaman November 26, 2018
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by Van Baggins November 11, 2004
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Get the Crazy Texan Lady mug.A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse mug.When your woman dishes diarrhea out of your ass and puts it on a bun thus eating it, this is known as a sloppy joe
by team anal March 13, 2014
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