lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Devious lick

To steal something "on the low"

Person 1: Did you notice the sink in the first floor bathroom is gone?
Person 2: Keep it quiet but, John hit a devious lick on that sink.

by Luigiloco September 21, 2021

devious lick

The act of stealing something using the music by minttea

Yo man yesterday I did a devious lick it was epic

by Willham_123 September 14, 2021

Devious Lick

A "Devious Lick" is where a 9-year-old TikToker steals or destroys something from their school and puts it on the internet.

:Child: Yo dude did you do the Devious Lick on TIKTOK?

:TIKTOKER Child: Yeah I did!

:Me: *Shoots Children*

by Mungus_Fungus_YT September 22, 2021

It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013

Lick a Crack Day

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede

“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto

by charliedown June 1, 2024

Devious Lick

To "creatively obtain" (steal) items from a public setting.

E.G. School, the Office

Yo, Grant check out this DEVIOUS LICK. I got a soap dispenser.

Yee Corwin, good Licks.

by NOTTODAYSANTA September 18, 2021