Lesbian

When a non-man likes a non-man

non-man: I'm a lesbian.
yes thats all I'm gonna write

by thedumbbwhocantthinkofaname August 18, 2021

Lesbian

32 US dollars

“Oh yeah you’re lesbian so you’re 32 US dollars right?”

by aeths September 17, 2022

Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.

GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."

by rurururururururururu July 16, 2021

Lesbian

Someone who is not a man and is attracted to non men could be non-binary

They are a lesbian

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

lesbian daisy

lesbian daisy is we’re a small anerexic wog chooses to become lesbian out of self pity. she is apparently an out and out scouser who chill with all the massive town eds. she’s has a bestmate called molly may. she’s is a fucking groc and has a head the
circumference of a testicle. daisy also changes between sexuality’s and on the off chance she gets coloured by many big black man she will take a cock slap to the face and then make glorious passionate love to there 10” schlongs the dirty slerg.

hey man u see me demolish that lesbian daisy last night
real good fuck

by maria destroyer July 12, 2021

Lesbian popcorn

A bunch of greasy salty bitches jumping up and down on a trampoline

If you come to my sleepover party, you’d better be down for some lesbian popcorn.

by Julia’s imaginary friends March 28, 2019