kissing porcelain

When one is kissing porcelain he or she is either sitting on the toilet for a long time or throwing up. Usually because of illness or sickness or simply hung over.

When you are done kissing porcelain and feel better let me know.

by brahpla September 6, 2014

bacon kisses

The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.

Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.

by ogEmilicious November 20, 2013

kiss bitch

When your boyfriend/girlfriend refuses to kiss you the way you want them to.

“He leans in to kiss me. I turn my face to the left, quickly.”

Him: “Quit being a kiss bitch.”

by KM020709 February 15, 2019

Dementor's Kiss

the act of drinking water after chewing mint gum

The Dementor's Kiss temporarily caused Susan to have an existential crisis.

by peachcrusts April 20, 2018

Crabby Kisses

being slapped with a tranny's penis

I love to give Zen crabby kisses!

Crabby Kisses are the best!!

by Master ZM January 4, 2012

minty kiss

To do the rusty trombone with a packet of strong mints.

"Wow...you've done that before! Are you from Australia?"

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

Cloacal Kiss

A sex move where two partners enter a "scissor" position and press their assholes together and one or both of them fart directly into the other's asshole.

"Your mom turned me on so much last night that I gave her a cloacal kiss."

by Regas Kogena December 13, 2022