Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI

Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him

by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017

Cracky Joe

A tall, likeable neighborhood dweller who must introduce himself to and shake the hand (limply, see dead fish)of everyone he comes in contact with. This person usually sports an afro or a shaved head. Known to have loud conversations with himself while walking down the street.

Dude, Cracky Joe bombarded me with a cold, dead fish handshake again, That guy is awesome!

by tbags mcgee December 16, 2009

Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

by Duke Master October 13, 2010

joe ducky

Used mainly in london by indians to talk about pakis without them knowing so or without the danger of using the p word

In a crowded hallway:

Indian guy 1: Where are all the joe duckys?
Indian guy 2: Fuck em, its eid
Some random paki: WTF are those guys talking about?

by oldskool123 October 29, 2007

piper joe

(Australian slang) a term applied to the cone(piece), bowl, etc.

Erh, that one had a bit of zing in it. Want another piper joe before I pack this shit up?

by Yggdrasil April 10, 2008

joe-bot

a person who lacks any outward expression of emotion or opinions

John is a complete joe-bot. He never says a word.

by davidow February 18, 2009

Joe Puddick

A Bi-sexual in denial, someone who shags a lot of girls to hide his true sexuality and nature.

Uses slang words deprived from America such as 'U dan no', 'Poonani' and 'Bare'

Joe Puddick: I got with 3 girls in one week U dan no
Random person: But I know your Bi-sexual Joe Puddick, you pretend to like that poonani

Joe Puddick: 'I am Bare hungry'

by Bare Poonani lover March 27, 2013