Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 09, 2023

Jordan Hannah

No one likes her.

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah

by Jesus Christ is my neighbor February 20, 2019

jordan lockrow

Extremely hot guy

mix of Zayn Malik & Christopher McCrory

"Do you know Jordan Lockrow?"
"Oh, that hot dude!"

by George65551 February 22, 2016

Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.

Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.

by Fatty McFatt Fatt April 22, 2011

Jordan Russ

A girl that is amazing DUH

omg jordan russ is AMAZING

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021

Jordan 1s

Shoes by Michael Jordan (Basketball player) That are extremely popular these days. Known to literally make your foot bleed, says Jordan himself. He wore it to a game and his foot was so bloody. But their super cold and really nice to wear

"Did you see Michael Jordan after he wore those Jordan 1s
"Lol yeah his feet were red

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom April 28, 2023

jordan heffern

Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.

Dude your date last night was a total Jordan Heffern
Your daughter is such a Jordan Heffern

by Evadely November 02, 2013