A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.
by Mouth juice November 24, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.
by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019
Get the Jordan Sandmug. 
A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
Get the Jordan Fedynamug. -Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
Get the Jordan Posermug. by Famjgfx August 23, 2019
Get the Jordan Smithmug. Get the Jordanmug.