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Jordan

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.
Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay
by Mouth juice November 24, 2019
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Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.
Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again
by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019
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Jordan

R kid Jordan has a massive peen
by TrapLordJ January 26, 2020
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Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
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Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
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Jordan Smith

What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~
by Famjgfx August 23, 2019
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Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.
Jordan Uglyness
by cidzz February 19, 2023
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