Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
by thedude29-27 August 28, 2010
Get the Michigan State Universitymug. A place for bad students who want to get a good degree. It's a school of crackheads who either spend their 4 years depressed with good grades, or high off of Redbull with bad grades. They're not much of party animals but they're animals still. They have beef with Northwestern students but nobody knows why. Also: the Laffer Conspiracy.
by Heurheurheurheur March 31, 2022
Get the Georgetown University in Qatarmug. Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
by Huckball August 16, 2010
Get the Universal Commercial Timemug. A region of space outside of any universe, a world between worlds.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.
The big bang occurred in inter-universal space where there was no laws of physics until it was altered with the hot soup of the baby universe
by 1m1m0 April 13, 2023
Get the inter-universal spacemug. When someone is exceptional in being faded then a hoe, they may choose to get a higher education at Yodie State University, or YSU. A person is granted a scholarship using the Double Blinky Scholarship Program.
A: Man I’m fr faded as a hor
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship
by YeetYeetMcYeet November 16, 2022
Get the Yodie State Universitymug. The worst insults ever to be created if you tell anybody this they will spontaniously combust and be turned into ashes
Person 1:Ur grandpap trap
Person 2:Ur universe unisex
(Person one catches on fire out of no where, turns to ashes and is blown away
Person 2:Ur universe unisex
(Person one catches on fire out of no where, turns to ashes and is blown away
by Beaner boii March 16, 2018
Get the ur universe unisexmug. The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.
by your mothers home February 1, 2022
Get the Spring Arbor Universitymug.