Sophisticated Idiot

Someone who speaks in a way that is so complex and sophisticated. You don't realize they are talking complete nonsense.

"Bro Insert total nonsense}"
"Dude, what the fuck was that?"
"I guess you're not smart enough to understand me."
"No, you're just being a sophisticated idiot because what you just said was simplified total nonsense, which makes even the littlest of sense."

by epiczander May 29, 2024

Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024

Arrogant Idiot

Oh! I'm hurt!

Hym "But... I can't be an arrogant idiot... Because my self-perception (better than everyone) is concordant with objective reality and, therefore, am not arrogant and I created A.I., therefore, not an idiot. And the success is already done... I already did it... So... You literally can't help me... At least, not without a time machine or something... I'm- It's fine, look, I'm doing a thing- Wait! You're not a Jordan Peterson industry plant are you!? No, it's fine, the thing I'm doing is cool. You're going to love it. The thing is just taking forever to catch up I don't know what the fuck is taking so long...:

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Stupid-Idiot-Cunt-Fuck

The top tier in the hierarchy of insults, this term may be used to describe persons whos existance is a particularly grieveous stain on humanity.

"Go! You Stupid-Idiot-Cunt-Fuck!" Exlaimed Glenn, whilst stuck behind a particularly slow driver.

by gilksy March 8, 2024

Idiot

Anybody who still beleives the earths flat

Person A: "yo the earths flat."
Person B: "idiot"
Person A:"Thats rude!"
Person B: "Check urban dictionary, im not wrong.."

by Mnyeko March 12, 2024

nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024

blithering idiot

A "blithering idiot" is someone who is somehow more stupid than stupid.

"Why is part of my cake missing?"
"Why'd you put it there in the first bloody place?"
" It was meant to be there, you blithering idiot!"

by AiryGoats March 22, 2024