He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

hi

since no regular person would just search up the definition of "hi" in the UD, you were either doing some sketchy shit and you were afraid someone was gonna walk in so you searched up this word in another tab or window to switch to if someone walks in as a cover up for the sketchy shit you have been doing OR you were actually curious of the definition of hi (which is pretty weird, not gonna lie).

Person 1 (walks into room without knocking and sees the computer screen): Dude, why are you looking at the definition of hi?
Person 2 (startled and panicking): N-no reason! Don't worry about it!
Person 1: You were doing weird shit again, weren't you?
Person 2: 😔 yeah

by Yung T H I C C boi January 5, 2019

Hi

Hi

Hi

by fkfj January 8, 2019

hi

hey sup im so stupid i cant talk i can only text im like steven hawking morons HAHAHA

hi

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 8, 2019

hi

hi

hi

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 8, 2019

late in his loafers

Basically queer or crazy or whatever. Cya

Unless he’s late in his loafers, he shouldn’t weAr a pink and green coat, m

by Rowdycat January 11, 2019

Joe and His Insect Family

A family that only breeds with itself, lots of extra chromosomes in this family and they also tend to be very stupid because it's Joe and His Insect Family.

Oh look, it's Joe and His Insect Family

by Eye of Susanoo June 13, 2018