Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goat

Something that is defined as “Amazing” on social media platforms.

“Yes, he’s the goat, dude!”

by directionstoitaly May 25, 2023

Goat

Bruce Flores is the goat he’s is so good at fifa and loves spurs #COYS

Bruce Flores is the Goat

by Conor boss June 20, 2023

Escape Goat

The greatest of the greatest.

"Thanks man you the escape goat"
"they are all goats but he is the escape goat"

by The lingone July 2, 2024

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 July 15, 2017

Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped

The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic

by TanukiTsuki July 2, 2023