hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
by Golden Ring January 23, 2021
Get the COOKIE DUDEmug. 
A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.
Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019
Get the Parker the dudemug. A person specifically accustomed to convincing naive and/or vulnerable women that they are a genuinely honest, loving and convinces whichever Female is in front of him at the moment he loves and cares for her to give him consent for him to engage in sexual congress with said female and ghost them after because the Male doesn't want to hear any bitching and complaining about anything and everything.
TERM COINED BY K. SCHIMMEL 2/14/1996
Listen, BITCH!!! I'm not like "other dudes!"..."That's not my baby, I don't care what the "Paternity Test" says. "Now go make me a sandwich!".
Listen, BITCH!!! I'm not like "other dudes!"..."That's not my baby, I don't care what the "Paternity Test" says. "Now go make me a sandwich!".
by FwamingDwagon1 September 13, 2021
Get the Dudesmug. A term often used by “Bruh Girls”. It is a combination of the friendly gesture “bitch” and “rude Bruh Bitch”. The origin of the rude bitch implies a two faced dog.
Dude bitch is a manly way of saying rude bitch. Instead it is a friendly insult of calling someone your fellow “bro” or “man”.
Dude bitch is a manly way of saying rude bitch. Instead it is a friendly insult of calling someone your fellow “bro” or “man”.
by haraamaaifos August 15, 2020
Get the Dude Bitchmug. Because once you go black you will never go back , they way better than yk (no disrespect to white nikkas ) they gone make sure you good at all times, they don’t cheat, they good at all sports, they don’t lie, they know how to use seasoning and they just look better overall , talm bout that nice chocolate skin ouweeee!!
by blackkkk23 November 19, 2022
Get the why you should date black dudesmug. by kldgldkgjdlskgwlkdsjg November 28, 2017
Get the slithery tube dudemug.