Emily

Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.

Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Emily

Please please please don’t prove im right

Emily, please please please don’t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice heartbreak is one thing my ego’s another I beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker I please please

If you wanna go and be stupid don’t do it in front of me.

If you dont want to cry to my music dont make me hate you prolifically
Please please please please please please please please please please please

by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025

Emily

Emily Is Such A Beautiful And Wonderful Person. I Love Emily. Emily Is Perfect And Will Always Cheer Me Up Even On My Bad Days. Emily Also Ate My Kewchie A Couple Of Times And It Was Amazing. Emily Was Always There For Me When No One Wasn't, Emily Is Perfect Their Personality And Head To Toes. There Is Nothing I Won't Give Up For Emily. I Love Them More Than Anything.

Emily Is Wonderful. Emily Is The It Girl. She's A Girl I Really Beautiful Girl.

by Gh0oulst July 27, 2022

Emilis

Cute and muscular. An immagrant that's very sweet and carismatic.

Look he's so cute his name must be Emilis

by Speakyyy November 21, 2021

Emily

She’s a shit talking hoe who needs mental help

Emily is a shit talker

by Gnudbcdruby January 26, 2025

Emily

A beautiful swagalisious girl who you can count on whenever you need a shoulder to lean on, an Emily will always have your back. Emily's are usually super petty and she'll always win an argument or take one way to seriously. Emily is a great best friend to have.

"Emily is sooooo annoying, we're having an argument about who's work is better and she's taking it way too seriously!" and "Emily always has my back, I was upset the other day and she somehow found a way to cheer me up!"

by Em~i~ly December 17, 2018

Emilis

Dominykas is such a sexy name. He gets all the girls pregnant and he will be rich in the future. He plays with girls 24/7. The only bad thing about him is that he's too sexy

-hey Emilis
(It means hey sexy)

by NotEmilis November 21, 2021