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Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.
Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.
by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021
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double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.
Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.
by Kevareeno August 28, 2021
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Dump Truck

Slang for fat/thic ass. Thought of by some horny pubescent's.
Yo, my boy kyle got into a car crash today, he hit a dump truck.
by LetterSlut June 23, 2021
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Dump the Bag!

Dump the bag! Going full send/full tilt with anything Recreational. Followed by shouting it in a Tourette’s fashion loudly.
Lay out some lines Johnny. “Dump the bag!!”
by BigJ-DTB July 6, 2021
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dump-clothes

a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma November 9, 2012
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dump-clothes

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma December 26, 2012
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dump-clothes

an insulting expression to use on a person, meaning " i don't your clothes, or the way you dress in my presence."

Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
a Harry Potter walks out of his room and into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.

Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)

Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
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