True Deceptions

1) Emcees that find Justice in the Rap World by harvesting Truth, Brilliance, Harmony, and Strength.

1) True Deceptions is pure Hip Hop.

2) Don't mess with True Deceptions.

by Prophetic Emcee November 24, 2003

knee deep in grasshopper pie

busy having sex with someone; to be engaged in intercourse, or any sexual activity, and NOT allowing interruption(s).

I didn't answer the phone because I was 'knee deep in grasshopper pie".

by Jokuhl June 8, 2012

Two nut deep

When a male penetrates a female in her vagina all the way to his scrotum

Example:

I'm about to go two nut deep up in her.

by Huy phlung kum December 9, 2010

Jamming in the deep

Sex.

I'm going to be jamming in the deep tonight.

by loopyasdfijaoif November 29, 2011

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

deepti

damnnn reeeena buff man
buffer den deepti dats wot i can say

reeena buffest asian gyal around these days

by Candy man August 20, 2003

Take Her Deep

1. adieu: a farewell remark; particularly used at drive thru windows.
2. Circa 2006: a song by Doug.

Tim Hortons: "Here's your coffee".
Me: "You take her deep now".

by Nikki Seadonkey September 28, 2006