by Captain Craiglz November 1, 2019
Get the Kiss your crush or girlfriend day mug.When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
Get the Crush-dance paradox mug.Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
And you reply with them:
Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
Get the Your crush mug.An infatuation with a teenie bopper or teeny bopper, a female minor, or anyone at less than or equal to half of your own age. The opposite of a cougar crush.
Thad: Hey Lance, why weren't you at the bars last night?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
Lance: Oh, I was just surfing the internet for new pics of Miley Cyrus.
Thad: Is she your new bopper crush?
by FatPointScheme October 26, 2009
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Get the crush mug.When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.
by Vacatsi July 5, 2021
Get the Pity Crush mug.An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
by idontreallywantapseudonym17463 April 1, 2013
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