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Lightly Toasted Cracker

A Cracker (Redneck/person of southern parts) who is tanned to the point where one could not tell the difference between if they were White or Hispanic, until the Lightly Toasted Cracker rolls up their sleeve showing the severe Farmers Tan.
Bro you're such a redneck with that tan bro, I can't even tell the difference between the color of your arm and Emilio's arm 🤣 said Timmy

Yeah, I believe the proper term you are looking for is: "Lightly Toasted Cracker" said Ron

Shut up Mr. Vocabulary! said Timmy
by Schlaak Harasen January 3, 2026
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cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.
guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.
by graggler August 31, 2023
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cracker Saturday

The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Drinks are on me tonight it’s cracker Saturday!
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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Cheese and Crackers

When a bunch of white dudes (Crackers) sit in a circle while masturbating, and proceed to ejaculate on themselves.
My friend invited me over for Cheese and Crackers yesterday
by BeefcakeFacrory45 April 7, 2024
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Dirty cracker

When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free
I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!
by Penule April 10, 2024
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cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)
Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏
by rrrraaaahhhh April 30, 2024
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cracker stack

My father disowned me when he found out I was the bottom of a cracker stack
by LoserBun May 5, 2024
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