high fructose corn syrup daddy

A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.

He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.

by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025

corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)

person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.

by pee pea April 11, 2021

Corn

did you mean : porn

you didn't come here to search corn. i know.

by NotNxck August 23, 2022

Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.

Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap

by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019

sweet corn nugget

When you pull out after vigorous anal sex and have a piece corn of attached to the penis then dip it in sugar and feed it to your partner.

Dave-This girl clearly was eating corn so I let her taste it a second time when I gave her a sweet corn nugget!

by Phunnyguy17 October 12, 2023

Corn nugget drop

When you eat corn, lay your chick down and drop little corn filled turd nuggets in her mouth.

Last night my girl let me do a corn nugget drop on her.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011