Thomas

noun-

Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.

Hey what's your name?
Thomas.
That makes sense.

by birdgirlgirl April 17, 2024

Thomas noyce

A kid who snitches, 3'2 m0m, likes burger.

Thomas noyce
Yeah

by Average chamber enjoyer June 10, 2022

Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.

Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman

by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023

Nolen Thomas

noun/ Loser, No friends, unable to get a life

Man: Hi, What's you're name?
Nolen Thomas: Nolen Thomas
Man: *cries profusely*

by JohnStewart123 September 6, 2023

Thomas

Thomas is a charming, sexy, pure-hearted soul. He develops a mature mindset at a young age and thrives off of success. If you’re friends with him, he will have your back through the thick and thin. He makes an amazing boyfriend and affectionate lover. Any woman is lucky to have a Thomas in their life. He will make one fine husband and father in his life.

“Hey, did you know Thomas is with Shayla?”
“She is so lucky, Thomas is such a hot guy. I’m jealous.

by Shaycay242 November 18, 2020

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Thomas

Big dick! Stong sex game! Deep eyes that catch you by surprise. Bad tempered but means well a Thomas is a catch and every night one to remember.

I slept with Thomas, wow what a night!

by Jjhindle1586 November 23, 2021