Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
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Get the Yodie State University mug.There are several university high schools across the nation. In fact, there’s at least 16, with 2 being in California, and 2 in florida. The real question is why they are all named the exact same thing, and why is it so bland?
Seriously. It makes no fucking sense. Why are there so many schools named University High School? California, New Mexico, Illinois, Florida, Arizona, it’s fucking absurd.
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Get the life, the universe and everything mug.University High School is a public school in Irvine, California. It is mostly known for its’ students incredible academic achievements. It is known as an incredible school however most of the freshman are pot heads and once it gets to the 10th graders they start snorting lines of who knows what and popping xans in the bathroom.
Speaking of bathrooms, when walking into them you will at least be accompanied by the fresh smell of some type of fruity or candy scented vape and if not that then weed. I once witnessed an entire bottle of vodka being pulled out of someone’s bag in there and then watched as two guys entered the bathroom, oh the women’s bathroom btw, and went in a stall with the girls to I presume drink it. Staff tries to stop drug use but always prays on the people who look like the “type of people” to do drugs.
Majority of the teachers and staff also have absolutely no regard for the mental health or living situations of the children, family issues, (etc.). Also can hardly teach and it’s very obvious however the school does nothing abt it.
Some of their sports are good like tenis, golf, and water polo but they are well known for the incredibly horrible football team. For example they only won one game the whole season last year.
In general the kids, despite having a reputation for being good tend to get fucked up every weekend. Also keep in mind the kids with higher GPA’s are let off easier when it comes to drugs and behavioral issues.
Speaking of bathrooms, when walking into them you will at least be accompanied by the fresh smell of some type of fruity or candy scented vape and if not that then weed. I once witnessed an entire bottle of vodka being pulled out of someone’s bag in there and then watched as two guys entered the bathroom, oh the women’s bathroom btw, and went in a stall with the girls to I presume drink it. Staff tries to stop drug use but always prays on the people who look like the “type of people” to do drugs.
Majority of the teachers and staff also have absolutely no regard for the mental health or living situations of the children, family issues, (etc.). Also can hardly teach and it’s very obvious however the school does nothing abt it.
Some of their sports are good like tenis, golf, and water polo but they are well known for the incredibly horrible football team. For example they only won one game the whole season last year.
In general the kids, despite having a reputation for being good tend to get fucked up every weekend. Also keep in mind the kids with higher GPA’s are let off easier when it comes to drugs and behavioral issues.
Someone: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “ I go to University High School.”
Someone: “I’ve never herd of that.”
Student: “ I go to University High School.”
Someone: “I’ve never herd of that.”
by HorizonOrganicMilk July 25, 2019
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by Heurheurheurheur March 31, 2022
Get the Georgetown University in Qatar mug.The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.
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