Cowboy Freight Train 

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.

Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."

Cowboy Freight Train by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011

Tommy the Tool Train 

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.

"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."

Tommy the Tool Train by soupman91 July 8, 2012

The Sass-Train

The sass-train, otherwise known as the shit-train, is what you use to describe when your going on a bender that consists mostly of alcohol, and in perticular 151, but its great

He rode The Sass-Train 23 days in a row, he must be on his way to down-town shit-town

The Sass-Train by dev ped August 30, 2012

The A-Train

The sassy train.

"Get off the A-Train" means to stoop being so sassy.

When the sass is unreal, you must get of the A-Train

The A-Train by swervegang784 April 21, 2013

working the train

(Verb) 1. Any action done by a person named Zach. 2. Destroying to an extreme extent.

Zach is working the train.

working the train by Zach_Train123 December 3, 2013

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

mexican speed train by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

Ass End of a Train Wreck 

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

Ass End of a Train Wreck by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014