Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

bunning her salad

the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.

ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!

by theAnon February 7, 2014

Suddenly salad

When one gets extremely aroused when performing cunnilingus or fellatio and one's tongue ventures south to the anus, as in tossing salad.

"Dude she was so hot I went down on her like crazy and licked her ass...when she jumped and said WTF are you doing? I just said..SUDDENLY SALAD!!

by Johansen Borgerman August 28, 2019

Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.

Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.

by hsoms rob May 16, 2019

Suddenly Salad

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by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009