Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.

Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”

by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024

gymfluencer rage bait

When some gymfluencer says the most insane shit about the gym/fitness that it makes you question wtf is going on
ex) iF yOu ArEnT DoInG 1o0 PuSh Ups, 3o RePs, oR 1000, cRuNcHeS a dAy, We nEeD tO hAvE a TaLk.

also see: retard

Yo, did you see that gymfluencer rage bait vid about how protein powder is the number one cause of lack of gains?
Damn, he's such a rage baiter

by trevornevor December 9, 2024

Rage Romp

The act of listening to your obnoxious music at the loudest volume your shit-box will tolerate while pretending you didn't just have the shittiest of days.

He spent his ride from work rage romping to the bar and drink his life choices away.

by mwhite16 January 20, 2021

text rage

When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage

I texted my crush and got text rage!!!

by Text-Rager September 8, 2013

reamer rage

When a person, particularly lord Reamer, enters a state of rage

I really got reamer rage when chris vela stole my bitch

by Melbingass May 24, 2016

Rage Bait

Slang word to describe a social media user who desires to anger another by posting an obviously incorrect opinion to get negative attention towards them in order to gain either followers or likes (or a gun pointed at them either way)

One Using Rage Bait: Luffy would beat Goku any day of the week

The Person Falling For Rage Bait: Holy shit you are wrong on so many levels.

The Smart Person: Nice Rage Bait man! 10/10

by TechnoFunk July 13, 2024

Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.

John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."

by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010