Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.

Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points

by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021

Big Jew

A bog Jew is a baden

Person 1: your a Jew
Person 2: no your a big jew

by Shfgjf6764 March 19, 2021

Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.

A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.

by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021

Pre-Jew-Diss

The prior state of verbally assaulting jews. The time before it became popular to diss jews. Often confused with the word 'prejudice'.

Don't hit me with that pre-jew-diss!
He is so pre-jew-diss

by HolyGabes April 14, 2021