Shitty Balls

The act of taking a fat dookie and standing up without wiping. You then walk around throughout the day with ur balls slapping across your asshole, getting them smelling shitty.

Mulfy Baka doesn’t wipe and therefore has Shitty Balls.

by BigCuuchie September 15, 2022

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Bare Balling

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.

"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."

by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020

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Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them

Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"

by @lel. fu July 11, 2021

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When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

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