the duck quacks at midnight

Oh, it will.

The duck quacks at midnight.

by Maeve R April 18, 2004

Fuck a duck in a truck

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

knee high to a duck

referring to when somebody was younger or even when he or she was a child.

"I've known Charlie since I was knee high to a duck."

by CharmBoy0211851 December 4, 2009

hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

dirty mud duck

A dirty, ugly, smelly, stupid, shit talking, slut that has sex with more than one guy in the same day without a shower in between.

I would touch the dirty mud duck with your dick !!!

by daspa April 27, 2011

MUD DUCK

VERY UNATTRACTIVE PERSON WHO WADDLES WHEN THE WALK

YOUR WIFE IS QUIET THE MUD DUCK TOM

by GRAND PHEE March 26, 2009