shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

iron shit

Shit that is so big that whoever is taking such a shit is in so much pain that he/she feels like that iron man is crawling out of his/her ass

I was so relieved after I was done taking an iron shit.

by Defile January 15, 2015

shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

seen that shit

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'

"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."

by trapoutdabando September 1, 2016

shit gas

The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.

'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.

One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.

by p_levo January 6, 2016

cannonball shits

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time

I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.

by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016

Shit Onion

A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.

When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.

by MarleyDog April 1, 2016