Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

Ho rings

Ghetto hoop earrings. The bigger the ring, the more loose the girl is.

Damn that girl has some big ho rings

by dlfl March 5, 2022

Ring

A yellow ring that you can collect, used as currency for... stuff.

The real question: where does Sonic collect all these rings?

"How many ring do u have?"

"omg I have 99999 ring"

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

The dirty ring

When you try too many different types of onion rings in one bowel movement cycle that you inevitably have major poops and therefore, a dirty butthole ring.

Oh man, Bob got the dirty ring after last night’s onion ring taste test competition.

by cheetoes69 February 13, 2024

boneless onion ring

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.

Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.

by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023

gum ring

A ring made out of gum.

Johnny gave Jessica a Gum ring shows the word "gum ring" being defined.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 5, 2023

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021