nose recorder

an aesthetically pleasing woodwind that is powered off of the bones 80 000 men, a true work of art that can only be described as talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.

@filthyfrank

"hey m9 im boutta smash this nose recorder with my hairy nostril wanna see"
"dude"
"bro"
"fuCK YEAH I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT"

by lmaoiwannadie November 23, 2017

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pigeon nose

Slut who will sniff any man she walks past

“Oooh she’s definitely got a pigeon nose”

by underwaterhoe12 August 12, 2024

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Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

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Nose fest

Spotting a lot of people wearing a face mask without covering their nose.

I went to the supermarket today and it was a real nose fest among employees.

by Reschk September 17, 2020

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mississippi brown nose

When a man sticks his penis in a girls ass and when he pulls his dick out shit is on it and then he sticks his dick in the girls nose and cums

I just Mississippi brown nosed a girl

by Nick ezzell November 5, 2014

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Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

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