A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!
In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023
A cool guy in DFW area who totally doesn't spam on discord and totally doesn't swear he also totally doesn't simp for Dart and TRE
by helloguysiamstupid April 24, 2021
Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
by mylohyoid May 13, 2008
Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!
by mothertruckerdude6969 June 03, 2018
Texas is huge. That is why it is soooo weird,.....
That many fires can be started, from the southern part of Texas all the way up to the north, in one single day and just around 2 pm in the afternoon.
That these fires always started around and burnt houses in subdivisions, cities, and towns. Why not in the middle of nowhere, off the highways ????
That Texas was on fire on the most windy day? Someone can really pick a fine day for a fire.
That Texas had to be on fire right after Unions said they are totally loyal to Obama and made violent threats to the Conservatives?
That Obama grounded fire fighting airplanes and laid-off 60 pilots just 5 weeks before the fire?
That soon after the fire, Obama concluded that the fire was caused by Climate Change.
That many fires can be started, from the southern part of Texas all the way up to the north, in one single day and just around 2 pm in the afternoon.
That these fires always started around and burnt houses in subdivisions, cities, and towns. Why not in the middle of nowhere, off the highways ????
That Texas was on fire on the most windy day? Someone can really pick a fine day for a fire.
That Texas had to be on fire right after Unions said they are totally loyal to Obama and made violent threats to the Conservatives?
That Obama grounded fire fighting airplanes and laid-off 60 pilots just 5 weeks before the fire?
That soon after the fire, Obama concluded that the fire was caused by Climate Change.
Texas fire 2011 is spooky weird, but it had to happen for George Soros and his puppet Obama, to show how hot it can be; it is global warming, of course.
by Welcometomyworld September 27, 2011
fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)
by drakesmom February 20, 2014
Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!
Later that night...
Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!
Charlie: sure!
Later that night...
Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!
by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh March 22, 2012