taylor swift

a complete and totally overrated “musician” steals music from smaller creators and uses it as her own. kanye is better.

person 1: “did you hear taylor swifts new album”
person 2: “no, kanye is better.”

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023

Taylor swift

the music industry

taylor swift is the queen of every genre

by urgirlie_ruby December 4, 2023

Taylor swift

1. the music industry
2. a godness
3. a lifesaver

“taylor swift made the music industry a little bit better ever since she started”

by urgirlie_ruby December 4, 2023

Taylor Swift

Most of yous reading this rn are probably mentally ill

Taylor Swift is my wife🤪💗

by Holy.ground_xx December 5, 2023

Kill switch

A kill switch, every doomsday machine has one, I guess. It's the last resort off button, and a huge plot device. Robot going crazy? Kill switch. Inator foiled by a teal platypus? Kill switch. Machine gains sentience and greatly dislikes it? Kill switch. It's that easy!

"Bro, help! My vacuum is turning on me and becoming evil!"
"Does it have a kill switch?"
"Uh... no?"
"It was nice knowing you."

by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023

Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024