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pocket queer

1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is
Example 1,

Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.

Example 2,

Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.
by eggninja September 8, 2008
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.
"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."
by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010
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gremlin in my pocket

Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.
"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."
by JEN#2 May 30, 2006
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hot silk pocket

I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!
by Dirty/DC March 3, 2014
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Little Pocket Minx

A term used to describe an elite group of females with one word.

It's a contraction to describe hotness, do-ability and overall pocket suitability of a woman.
Craig: "Check out that little pocket minx on King Street"
Paul: "Oooh I think you'll need combats for that one"
by The Belper Bandit August 30, 2015
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crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016
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