Michigan State University is an institution that swears all of its sports teams are the greatest in the world when they are mediocre at best. Their chants at football games are unintelligent often boasting of the other teams love for male genitalia. (Mad props to the douche bag fratboy that could come up with something that creative) The football team can't seem to stay out of jail. The school motto for some is "Smoke Green, Snort White." It takes 17 hours to make it to class because the campus is so goddamn big. 1 in 3 girls have succumbed to an STD at some point in their MSU career, with the remnants floating down the Red Cedar. I would advise to not let your kids swim in there. Michigan State students think Michigan students are snobby, but when it comes down to it they need to look in the mirror and realize that most of them are just trying to compensate for shortcomings in high school. Half the students are rich suburbanites imported from north Chicago.The only good thing about East Lansing is Tom Izzo. Michigan State students think that their university is "the best" but you should probably consider going to Michigan or Central.
by thedude29-27 August 28, 2010
Get the Michigan State Universitymug. by Imthehamman May 26, 2023
Get the steven universe the moviemug. Arkansas State University (ASU) is a prestigious institution of higher learning located in the thriving metropolis of Jonesboro, Arkansas. This intellectual oasis is known for its cutting-edge research in fields like "Crop Dusting 101", "Underwater Basket Weaving", and "Advanced Squirrel Watching". ASU is the place to be if you aspire to be a fratty redneck, a shitty student athlete, a fucking fugitive terrorist, a socially inept autist, or a rugby player. You know you're at A-State when half the campus is decked out in Razorback gear, and the other half is wondering if they accidentally signed up for the wrong college.
by xXxKimboSpice88xXx September 4, 2023
Get the Arkansas State Universitymug. A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.
Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019
Get the St. Thomas Universitymug. When someone is exceptional in being faded then a hoe, they may choose to get a higher education at Yodie State University, or YSU. A person is granted a scholarship using the Double Blinky Scholarship Program.
A: Man I’m fr faded as a hor
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship
B: Man you bouta go to Yodie State University
A: Got that Double Blinky Scholoarship
by YeetYeetMcYeet November 16, 2022
Get the Yodie State Universitymug. There are several university high schools across the nation. In fact, there’s at least 16, with 2 being in California, and 2 in florida. The real question is why they are all named the exact same thing, and why is it so bland?
Seriously. It makes no fucking sense. Why are there so many schools named University High School? California, New Mexico, Illinois, Florida, Arizona, it’s fucking absurd.
by Jkliopzx October 10, 2019
Get the University high schoolmug. University High School is a public school in Irvine, California. It is mostly known for its’ students incredible academic achievements. It is known as an incredible school however most of the freshman are pot heads and once it gets to the 10th graders they start snorting lines of who knows what and popping xans in the bathroom.
Speaking of bathrooms, when walking into them you will at least be accompanied by the fresh smell of some type of fruity or candy scented vape and if not that then weed. I once witnessed an entire bottle of vodka being pulled out of someone’s bag in there and then watched as two guys entered the bathroom, oh the women’s bathroom btw, and went in a stall with the girls to I presume drink it. Staff tries to stop drug use but always prays on the people who look like the “type of people” to do drugs.
Majority of the teachers and staff also have absolutely no regard for the mental health or living situations of the children, family issues, (etc.). Also can hardly teach and it’s very obvious however the school does nothing abt it.
Some of their sports are good like tenis, golf, and water polo but they are well known for the incredibly horrible football team. For example they only won one game the whole season last year.
In general the kids, despite having a reputation for being good tend to get fucked up every weekend. Also keep in mind the kids with higher GPA’s are let off easier when it comes to drugs and behavioral issues.
Speaking of bathrooms, when walking into them you will at least be accompanied by the fresh smell of some type of fruity or candy scented vape and if not that then weed. I once witnessed an entire bottle of vodka being pulled out of someone’s bag in there and then watched as two guys entered the bathroom, oh the women’s bathroom btw, and went in a stall with the girls to I presume drink it. Staff tries to stop drug use but always prays on the people who look like the “type of people” to do drugs.
Majority of the teachers and staff also have absolutely no regard for the mental health or living situations of the children, family issues, (etc.). Also can hardly teach and it’s very obvious however the school does nothing abt it.
Some of their sports are good like tenis, golf, and water polo but they are well known for the incredibly horrible football team. For example they only won one game the whole season last year.
In general the kids, despite having a reputation for being good tend to get fucked up every weekend. Also keep in mind the kids with higher GPA’s are let off easier when it comes to drugs and behavioral issues.
Someone: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “ I go to University High School.”
Someone: “I’ve never herd of that.”
Student: “ I go to University High School.”
Someone: “I’ve never herd of that.”
by HorizonOrganicMilk July 25, 2019
Get the University High Schoolmug.