When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
by Bro 100 July 30, 2022
Get the Croatian Fire Brigade mug.1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
by blashada October 18, 2012
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"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
by Ike Wit October 1, 2015
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John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."
Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."
John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"
Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."
John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"
Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016
Get the Norwegian Signal Fire mug.A fuck you fire ā fuhk yoo fahyuh r
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
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Get the MOM THE CARS ON FIRE mug.The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.
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