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pocket queer

1. Someone who has different pockets than normal, or
2. Someone who doesn't know what a pocket queer is
Example 1,

Tod: Hey, are you a pocket queer?
PQ: Wtf is a pocket queer
Tod: I knew it! Pocket queer.

Example 2,

Tod: You sure are a pocket queer with those pockets you got there.
by eggninja September 8, 2008
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours
I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad
by pax_jax June 20, 2016
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break my pockets

how someone would react when the price of something turns out to be way more than you anticipated.
Dude 1- Damn they clean, much they cost?

Dude 2- Yeah bro, you can have these kicks for $285.

Dude 1- You crazy? You tryna break my pockets? I ain’t got money like that!
by i ain’t got no bread May 13, 2021
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tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.
"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."
by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010
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hot silk pocket

I was licking her hot silk pocket all night, she tasted a bit sweaty!
by Dirty/DC March 3, 2014
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Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.
by OldBay132 April 25, 2023
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