Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

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Nick Amigo

The kindest, loveliest human being an amigo could ask for. The kind of friend who would die for you.

Yo, no way! I can't believe he helped walk that lady across the street! He's such a Nick Amigo.

by chingfing November 17, 2022

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nick's law

If you can't take care of your fish, then you shouldn't have a baby

Nick: I had 10 fish, now I have two left
Emily: Well then according to nick's law ,you shouldn't have kids.

by Apolloslyre44 April 18, 2014

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Nick

A beverage straw made of paper.

Do you have a regular plastic straw for my soda? No, company policy is that we have these new nicks exclusively from here on out.

by Stormaggedon316 July 1, 2021

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The funniest, cutest boy you’ll ever meet. He’s short but not too short, and he’s like 4 months younger than you but that’s ok. His laugh makes you smile, and the pictures of him you have are the best in the world. His fedora makes him even cuter. He enjoys throwing knives, which is stupid. Nick (Nicholas) Seneys are super smart, and sort of obnoxious when they show you their grades, but you love them anyway. Nick knows morse code, which he will use constantly to prove he is better than you. They are truly the best people to ever walk the earth.

Girl: Hey Nick, what did you get on that test?
Nick Seney: Oh, I got a 93
Girl: NICK HOW
Nick Seney: What
Girl: I GOT AN 86
Nick Seney: Oh, … ..- -.-. -.- … / .-.. —- .-. / -.— —- ..-

by Nick’s Best Friend November 23, 2021

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