Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys
He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.
by Babypac May 02, 2020
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Monkey Bomb

A sexual act in which the male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partner in the face (best done from behind).
My boyfriend monkey bombed me by surprise!
by The True Bomber October 04, 2016
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Monkey Circle

Sociological concept, even seen in televised analyses done on the Discovery Channel, years ago (I don't recall the title).

Meaning:
a. The amount of people consciously thought of as "the world" by any one conscious human.
b. About 30 people.
"You've been stuck in your own monkey circle for too long,

get out of your comfort zone, go to different restaurants or party with people with different careers. Whatever you gotta do, dude, just stop being such a milktoast shut-in."
by skitto August 17, 2016
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Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.
She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.
by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017
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The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019
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Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 01, 2020
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obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.
"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"
by Aliel The Heretic March 30, 2020
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