Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021

Monkey Dipping

The act of bmxing, or traveling on bike. Usually up-taken by gay men.

Monkey Dipping- 3 Faggets riding their bikes around when theyre bored.

by MonkeyDipper May 29, 2011

gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.

real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*

by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021