by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
Get the Mike Jonesmug. Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
Get the Mikemug. Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
Get the Mike Lifemug. 
by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023
Get the Mike Hendricksonmug. When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023
Get the Mike Nelsonmug. by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021
Get the The Mike Tyson Theorymug.