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Monkey's Breakfeast

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!
by tikihead January 19, 2010
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Mega Monkey

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."
by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009
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Sick Monkey

This is another phrase for cool or awsome
by mrqt20,TBAS December 1, 2009
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Monkey Grind

A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.

Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.
Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind
by Dr Love Monkey May 4, 2011
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wise monkey

Someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.
Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."
by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010
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Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011
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Monkey Dipping

The act of bmxing, or traveling on bike. Usually up-taken by gay men.
Monkey Dipping- 3 Faggets riding their bikes around when theyre bored.
by MonkeyDipper May 29, 2011
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