Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom

Damn that kids is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

Mike Fantastic

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums

Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.

by Sophadley July 26, 2010

Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

miked

When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.

I was talking to my friend when I got miked.

by kstanton17 October 1, 2016

MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid

Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!

by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021

Mike Baguma

Is the only living African American,Jew,Cherokee known to man.

The great white buffalo mike baguma

by Ronny4599 May 26, 2021

mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

by Mike sans October 30, 2017